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20 Hilarious Gift Exchange Gifts Everyone Will Want to Steal

Every year, my family participates in a white elephant gift exchange. Because I have six siblings, and several of us are married, we have too many adults to buy presents for. Several years ago, we instituted the gift exchange at Christmas. But we actually have two, because we love presents.

We exchange names for the first gift exchange, so everyone gets something they wanted or would really like. The second gift exchange is SO much more fun, though. For this one, everyone raids the dollar stores or Target’s dollar spot to find the perfect gift for no-one. Sometimes it’s useable, like a deck of cards with crazy designs. Other times, it’s drinking straw glasses that are hilarious to look at when your sister is wearing them and fall apart after the first use. We consider it cheap fun for adults only (the kids beg to join in, but we’ve successfully blocked them so far; we want to keep it adults only for now!)

The rules of a white elephant gift exchange are pretty simple, but it you need a refresher course or some free printables, check out Jayleen at  Sunshine and Rainy Days! She’s got you covered for everything you might need!

If you have a white elephant gift exchange to go to this holiday season, but need to spend more than $1, here are 20 amazingly funny gifts that will have the party guests stealing it from guest who unwrapped it. Most of these are under $10, so there’s  no need to spend a ton of money on a silly gift.

Because who doesn’t want Bacon Strip Band-Aids?

 

This awesome Christmas ornament that is MOTION SENSORED!! Every time someone walks by their Christmas tree, they’ll think of you!

 

 

Have you ever wondered where people got those horse head masks? Wonder no more, just grab one at your gift exchange this year!

 

 

Perfect for that person who has said how much they wish they had an extra hand or two! (How creepy does this look?! Hilarious!)

 

 

If the yodeling pickle was just too weird (what?!?) then go for this screaming pickle. Not weird at ALL.

 

 

Do you have friends who have bird feeders that squirrels are always getting in to? Give those squirrels their own feeder, then!

 

 

Handerpants. Just because . They’re handerpants, guys!

 

 

For those friends who love golf and don’t like to be bored on the toilet. It’s a win/win!

 

 

This is perfect for people who like to toot their own horn or tell corny dad-jokes. You know lots of people who would get use out of this gadget, I’m sure. I know I do!

 

 

This is practical, as well as hilarious! These can be placed inside a normal muffin tin to cook.

 

 

The winner of this white elephant gift should be honored to represent their country like this…!

 

 

Because this is just funny, and people will be wearing it all night at your party. Be sure to take lots of pictures to post later!

 

 

This chopping board looks like tomatoes you’ve butchered some tomatoes…or fingers.

 

 

Is there really a completely funny white elephant gift exchange party without this rad gift? Be sure to print out some of the reviews to ‘prove’ it’s usefulness!

 

 

Since we’re in the kitchen anyway, it’s time to sharpen those carrots! Great for when you want to poke someone’s tongue while they are eating salad.

 

 

Because really, this would look funny on anyone’s bed or couch.

 

 

So I have to admit, I’d love to receive this gift at a white elephant gift exchange. I would steal it from other people. I actually DID steal some Yoda Christmas tree lights one year…so watch it if you bring this to my party!

 

 

Can you imagine walking down the street talking on your banana phone? The looks you’d get? Sooo funny!

 

 

This is the perfect lip balm for moms to pull out of their purses, especially if they have their kids with them!

 

 

Do I really need to say why this would make the most perfect white elephant gift?

 

No matter what you choose to give, know that it will probably be under-appreciated and under-used, but it will get lots of laughs at the party, which is what it’s really all about!

13 Comments

  • Lauren | also known as mama November 29, 2016 at 10:40 am

    These are hilarious! Love the handerpants!

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    • Rebekah @ My Circus My Monkeys November 29, 2016 at 11:20 am

      Those made me laugh so hard!

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  • Emma @ Muddy Boots and Diamonds November 29, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Those Handerpants! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!!

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  • Ashley Markwood November 29, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    Wait the muffin tops!! haha I’m dying!!!

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  • Hayley Hengst November 29, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    Ha! Gotta love the bacon bandaids!

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  • Ashley | Spit Up and Sit Ups November 29, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Every house should have the banana slicer LOL!

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  • Marla | Because I Said So Baby November 29, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    My husband would love some of these!!

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  • Elizabeth November 29, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    I’m going to have to save this for some of the fun parties coming up! Thanks!

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  • Vicki @ Babies to Bookworms November 29, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    My cousin actually used the bacon band-aids for our exchange, but he added a package of real bacon as well!

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  • Hetal November 29, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    for some reason i feel the need to own that horse mask lol

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  • Jen November 29, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Love the instant audience. Want to use it on my kids 🙂

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  • Tabitha Shakespeare November 30, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    These are actually hilarious. I love the merica fanny pack!

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  • Luz T December 1, 2016 at 3:33 am

    I definitely will keep these in mind for a party we are going to this month. Thanks!

    Reply

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